Comments on: Attack of the Spiders!! http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/ More of a geek each day... Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:21:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Bastian http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-77 Bastian Fri, 07 Oct 2005 06:30:00 +0000 http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-77 I dont really care about spiders cuz I live in Canada but watch out(Get a freakin gun out and shoot them if u want but if I were u i would just grab it with a tissue and watch it drown in the toilet) Also, dont buy the untold story cuz it ain't that good.(just rent it) Why is there such thing as those stupid f***ing spiders. I dont really care about spiders cuz I live in Canada but watch out(Get a freakin gun out and shoot them if u want but if I were u i would just grab it with a tissue and watch it drown in the toilet) Also, dont buy the untold story cuz it ain’t that good.(just rent it) Why is there such thing as those stupid f***ing spiders.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-75 Anonymous Sat, 02 Oct 2004 02:05:00 +0000 http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-75 Well just be thankful that there were no 8 foot spiders in your room, they are the worst. Thanks to me and my brother, (who shall have to remain annonymous for reasons that are obvious), there are no 8 foot spiders in the world, well there are, but when there is ever the slightest chance of a sighting superhero **** and sidekick ***** (* indicates covered letter, kinda like when you type in a password) get the call and then go and wrestle the bad boys till they are either dead or can be locked away in some far far away land that even has padlocks to keep them at bay. The sightings and breeding has slumped of late and we are getting less and less calls, but with the increase in 7ft tigers we are getting calls about them now. Everyone just expects that becuase we can take on 8ft spiders we can also fight 7ft tigers, well they are a bit trickier as they have been trained by the domestic cat in the art of tangling themselves up with a big ball of wool to confuse us. Well i hope you never see a giant spider or tiger because then i have done my job and can live a happy life knowing that i have spouted enough crap to save all the people in the land. For now, keep safe and keep your eyes peeled. Well just be thankful that there were no 8 foot spiders in your room, they are the worst. Thanks to me and my brother, (who shall have to remain annonymous for reasons that are obvious), there are no 8 foot spiders in the world, well there are, but when there is ever the slightest chance of a sighting superhero **** and sidekick ***** (* indicates covered letter, kinda like when you type in a password) get the call and then go and wrestle the bad boys till they are either dead or can be locked away in some far far away land that even has padlocks to keep them at bay. The sightings and breeding has slumped of late and we are getting less and less calls, but with the increase in 7ft tigers we are getting calls about them now. Everyone just expects that becuase we can take on 8ft spiders we can also fight 7ft tigers, well they are a bit trickier as they have been trained by the domestic cat in the art of tangling themselves up with a big ball of wool to confuse us.

Well i hope you never see a giant spider or tiger because then i have done my job and can live a happy life knowing that i have spouted enough crap to save all the people in the land.

For now, keep safe and keep your eyes peeled.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-74 Anonymous Mon, 27 Sep 2004 06:20:00 +0000 http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-74 Yep - Whats the official figure? I think it was on average, a human eats 4 spiders in their sleep without them knowing a year. Lovely fact, ehh? Colin/Eggy Yep - Whats the official figure? I think it was on average, a human eats 4 spiders in their sleep without them knowing a year.

Lovely fact, ehh?

Colin/Eggy

]]> By: Iain Simpson http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-73 Iain Simpson Mon, 27 Sep 2004 04:41:00 +0000 http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-73 Spiders are ok. They get rid of other little annoying creatures. Just try not to think that every so often one will climb into your mouth and get eaten while you're sleeping... Makes me cringe just to think about it. At least we only have small, harmless spiders in Scotland. Spiders are ok. They get rid of other little annoying creatures. Just try not to think that every so often one will climb into your mouth and get eaten while you’re sleeping… Makes me cringe just to think about it.

At least we only have small, harmless spiders in Scotland.

]]> By: Mark Cornelissen http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-72 Mark Cornelissen Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:05:00 +0000 http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-72 Spiders aren't that bad... they get rid of the damn musqitous (that can't be correctly spelled :S) Spiders aren’t that bad… they get rid of the damn musqitous (that can’t be correctly spelled :S)

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-71 Anonymous Mon, 27 Sep 2004 00:06:00 +0000 http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-71 If it is running along the floor, I am quite fond of the compressed gas approach. Anything; deoderant, air freshener, I dont take preference - All i know is they do not like it. And it stuns them enough so I can catch them and throw them out the window. Now I am thinking, can a spider die from a large fall? (do I care?) Colin/Eggy If it is running along the floor, I am quite fond of the compressed gas approach. Anything; deoderant, air freshener, I dont take preference - All i know is they do not like it. And it stuns them enough so I can catch them and throw them out the window.

Now I am thinking, can a spider die from a large fall?
(do I care?)

Colin/Eggy

]]> By: Scott http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-70 Scott Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:59:00 +0000 http://www.laurendempster.com/2004/09/25/attack-of-the-spiders/#comment-70 There's a reason I always know where in the house the hoover is! ;) (It's particularly good for when they run behind furniture too!) There’s a reason I always know where in the house the hoover is! ;) (It’s particularly good for when they run behind furniture too!)

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