Defintion: (Sometimes shortened to M.G.P.D.) This is a disorder which causes the suffer to become completely obsessed with the sound of their own name. They will use it at every available opportunity, even if irrelevant.
Symptoms: Narrates all of their activities in a dramatic voice. e.g. “Another day, another climactic confrontation with the forces of evil; what Matt Gemmell was born for, baby.”
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This all leads from a conversation I had with Matt the other day. He IS in love with his own name.
However I wouldn’t change anything about him, even if he does suffer from MGPD. 
Laurenxxx