Matt and the Frozen Chicken
Tonight me and Matt were making dinner together, satay stirfry for anyone whose interested. In order to save some money I had bought some frozen chicken from Morrisons, however 5 pieces of the chicken was frozen stuck together.
After trying to pull, cut and bash them apart, I thought we should just defrost all the pieces and leave it at that, but Matt unable to let the frozen chicken beat him, tried some more, and increasingly wacky, ideas.
- Hitting the frozen chicken with a hammer.
- Trying to warm it up enough to allow him to pull it apart - but not with the microwave, as any sane person would, but with my hairdryer.

Never a dull day in the life of Lauren and Matt (and an extra special treat cause today it’s our 15 month anniversary, love you honey
), and by the way over 45 minutes later he’s still angry with that chicken.
Till next time,
Lauren xxx
January 22nd, 2006 at 10:19 pm
Damn that chicken. Damn it to hell. Well I’ve eaten it now. Who’s laughing now, chicken boy? It’s me. Me, the guy who ATE you.